I went to the zoo the other day and an elephant tried to charge me. I told him I'd already paid.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few days of captivity they can train someone to stand on the edge of their pool and throw fish to them.
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
Worrying works! More than 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I often worry about my attention span, but not for long.
My doctor is so considerate. He knows I suffer from anxiety so he put both his hands on my shoulders to comfort me during my prostate exam.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few days of captivity they can train someone to stand on the edge of their pool and throw fish to them.
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
Worrying works! More than 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I often worry about my attention span, but not for long.
My doctor is so considerate. He knows I suffer from anxiety so he put both his hands on my shoulders to comfort me during my prostate exam.