I love this Jimmy Carr's joke:
There has been a tornado season in the US recently and I saw a couple being interviewed on CNN, and the reason because they were being interviewed is even though the tornado has been coming towards their house they refused to move. Even though their house was on wheels. They were being interviewed by this very nice anchorman on CNN, the man had his arm around his wife, and the CNN man asked them why aren't you going, and the man answered God will protect us. And I thought...who do you think is sending the tornado?