"Chelsea has Roman Abramovich and his billions made from Russian oilfields and we've got Barry Hearn who does own a rather lucrative snooker hall in Ilford." Comedian and Leyton Orient fan Bob Mills.
"This referee's so poor I'd have been booked just getting off the coach." Norman Hunter.
"You only have to fart in the box to concede a penalty these days." Kevin Blackwell smells a conspiracy.
"The referee was booking everyone. I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers." Ian Wright.
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." Ron Atkinson.
"I don't know about making referees professional. They love themselves enough as it is now." Paul Scholes.
"This referee's so poor I'd have been booked just getting off the coach." Norman Hunter.
"You only have to fart in the box to concede a penalty these days." Kevin Blackwell smells a conspiracy.
"The referee was booking everyone. I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers." Ian Wright.
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." Ron Atkinson.
"I don't know about making referees professional. They love themselves enough as it is now." Paul Scholes.