SOME THINGS THAT MOVIES WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE!!
Ancient Hebrew was spoken with an American accent.
Ancient Roman was spoken with a British accent.
Anthony Quinn is Greek.
The material used to cover the roofs of remote settlements in the Old West was highly flammable.
When fleeing through woodland, women are more likely to trip over a concealed root than men.
Goodies are better able to judge the jumping distance between two rooftops than baddies.
All female scientists are feisty.
Prison governors are immoral sadistic bastards - to a man.
An Irishman can never rise above the rank of sergeant in the US cavalry.
All hillbillies are psycopaths.
60% of burglars are comically inept.
70% of women are under 30.
80% of black people are Denzel Washington.
The other 20% are Morgan Freeman.
SWAT teams can't leave their van without shouting.
All Southern sheriffs are fat.
All sex results in simultaneous multiple orgasm.
All hitmen own a pair of black gloves.
All global despots own a cat.
All Orientals have a working knowledge of karate.
People falling from a high building, far from being paralysed with fear, will furiously wave their arms about.
After such a fall, a good person will land in the awning of a Chinese restaurant.
But a bad person will land on the roof of a car.
When driving along a straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel in a random manner.
It is also safe to hold long eye-to-eye conversations with your passenger without checking the road ahead.
And lots, lots more.....
Ancient Hebrew was spoken with an American accent.
Ancient Roman was spoken with a British accent.
Anthony Quinn is Greek.
The material used to cover the roofs of remote settlements in the Old West was highly flammable.
When fleeing through woodland, women are more likely to trip over a concealed root than men.
Goodies are better able to judge the jumping distance between two rooftops than baddies.
All female scientists are feisty.
Prison governors are immoral sadistic bastards - to a man.
An Irishman can never rise above the rank of sergeant in the US cavalry.
All hillbillies are psycopaths.
60% of burglars are comically inept.
70% of women are under 30.
80% of black people are Denzel Washington.
The other 20% are Morgan Freeman.
SWAT teams can't leave their van without shouting.
All Southern sheriffs are fat.
All sex results in simultaneous multiple orgasm.
All hitmen own a pair of black gloves.
All global despots own a cat.
All Orientals have a working knowledge of karate.
People falling from a high building, far from being paralysed with fear, will furiously wave their arms about.
After such a fall, a good person will land in the awning of a Chinese restaurant.
But a bad person will land on the roof of a car.
When driving along a straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel in a random manner.
It is also safe to hold long eye-to-eye conversations with your passenger without checking the road ahead.
And lots, lots more.....