ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 20, 2022 #161 I was so ugly when I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 21, 2022 #162 Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 23, 2022 #164 A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 24, 2022 #165 There are still some parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 25, 2022 #166 Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 26, 2022 #167 To Laurence Oliver's 5 year old daughter when she asked Noel Coward what two dogs were doing together: The doggie in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St. Dunstan's.
To Laurence Oliver's 5 year old daughter when she asked Noel Coward what two dogs were doing together: The doggie in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St. Dunstan's.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 27, 2022 #168 P T Barnum: Every crowd has a silver lining.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 28, 2022 #169 I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 29, 2022 #170 The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 30, 2022 #171 Instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on the Plymouth Rock, the Plymouth Rock should have landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.
Instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on the Plymouth Rock, the Plymouth Rock should have landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Dec 31, 2022 #172 Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 1, 2023 #173 Most of the people living in New York have come from the farm to try and make enough money to go back to the farm.
Most of the people living in New York have come from the farm to try and make enough money to go back to the farm.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 3, 2023 #175 Playwright Alan Bennett on Arianna Stassinopoulos: So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
Playwright Alan Bennett on Arianna Stassinopoulos: So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 4, 2023 #176 There is nothing in Socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 6, 2023 #178 On a frequent first-nighter and party-goer: Sylvia Miles would go to the opening of an envelope.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 7, 2023 #179 Of a fellow female: Her heart's in the right place - what a pity the other thirteen stone aren't.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 9, 2023 #180 In a world without men, there would be no war - just intense negotiations every 28 days.