A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Friends - God's apology for relations.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
The Irish don't know what they want and won't be happy until they get it.
Winston Churchill on Charles De Gaulle:
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
Suggested epitaph for a particular actress:
She sleeps alone..... at last.
She sleeps alone..... at last.
Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never a convenient time for any of them.
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
George Bush on what it's like not to be President:
Well, for one thing, I find I no longer win every golf game I play.
Well, for one thing, I find I no longer win every golf game I play.
Man was made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain:
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
If men bore the children, there would be only one born in each family.
When Sam Goldwyn spotted an object in a friend's garden he asked what it was and, on being told it was a sun dial that showed the time, he replied:
My, my, whatever will they think of next?
My, my, whatever will they think of next?
Courtship is to marriage as a very witty prologue is to a very dull play.
The duty of a newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anyone.
Oscar Wilde:
If one had the money to go to America, one would not go.
If one had the money to go to America, one would not go.
There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
Last words of General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania in the American Civil war:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--