QUOTE OF THE DAY

[ivoralljack]

Two from inventor Thomas Alva Edison:

I have determined there is no market for talking pictures.

The phonograph is not of any commercial value.

 

[ivoralljack]

The best contraceptive is a glass of water: not before or after but instead.

 

[ivoralljack]

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

 

[Yankee_Jack]

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

That sounds even worse than the tea at the Vetch.

 

[ivoralljack]

That sounds even worse than the tea at the Vetch.

That would take some doing!!

 

[ivoralljack]

On the films of Victor Mature Groucho Marx commented:

I never go to movies where the hero's bust is bigger than the heroine's.

 

[ivoralljack]

Flirt: a woman who thinks it's every man for herself.

 

[ivoralljack]

Los Angeles is seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.

 

[ivoralljack]

Capitalism, it is said, is a system wherein man exploits man. And communism is vice versa.

 

[ivoralljack]

From the film Dirty Harry:

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

 

[ivoralljack]

Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.

 

[CroJack]

Two from inventor Thomas Alva Edison:

I have determined there is no market for talking pictures.

The phonograph is not of any commercial value.

The same dude who told Nikola Tesla that alternating current had no future.

 

[ivoralljack]

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

 

[ivoralljack]

When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to chatter.

 

[ivoralljack]

Odd things, animals. All dogs look up at you. All cats look down at you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal.

 

[ivoralljack]

God made only water but man made wine.

 

[ivoralljack]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 

[ivoralljack]

A man is as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks.

 

[ivoralljack]

Of Ronald Reagan:

We've got the kind of President who thinks arms control is some kind of deodorant.

 

[ivoralljack]

Politicians are the same everywhere. They promise to build a bridge even when there is no river. Nikita Khruschev.