Two nuns are on a sightseeing trip driving through Transylvania. A vampire suddenly jumps in front of the car causing them to slam on the brakes. The nun in the driving seat panics, turns to her companion and says, "Quick, Sister, show him your cross!"
The nun in the passenger seat winds down her window and shouts, "Get out of the way you ugly pointy-toothed bastard!"
The nun in the passenger seat winds down her window and shouts, "Get out of the way you ugly pointy-toothed bastard!"