The Joke Thread
- Thread starter Borini
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Do you really think it needs debating?
That is debatable for sure
Borini
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Not by me !!!
A classic vid from Rowan Atkinson. Great!!
A short video from Jasper Carrot. Very funny!
Paddy is on his final question for £1M with Chris Tarrant,
He only has one life left 'Phone a friend'
Question... 'Which bird does not build a nest? Sparrow... Swallow.....Blackbird or a Cuckoo ?
Paddy calls Murphy, who answers "Be Jesus it's a cuckoo 100%.
Paddy wins the £1M. Afterwards he rings Murphy asking " how the fuck did you know that.?
Murphy replies " Well Paddy you thick twat, sure everyone knows it lives in a clock".
He only has one life left 'Phone a friend'
Question... 'Which bird does not build a nest? Sparrow... Swallow.....Blackbird or a Cuckoo ?
Paddy calls Murphy, who answers "Be Jesus it's a cuckoo 100%.
Paddy wins the £1M. Afterwards he rings Murphy asking " how the fuck did you know that.?
Murphy replies " Well Paddy you thick twat, sure everyone knows it lives in a clock".
Very short and amusing video of Bowie doing Jagger
A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.
The barman says: "What can I get you, Mr Corbyn?"
The barman says: "What can I get you, Mr Corbyn?"
I hear that Cardiff are changing their nickname from The Bluebirds to The Wholesalers - they have no need for middlemen.
I hear that Cardiff are changing their nickname from The Bluebirds to The Wholesalers - they have no need for middlemen.
That's a bit of ammunition for their website Jack slaggers.
Borini
Key Player
Are you banned again @Jackflash?
No, just did my 50th post. They can't really ban you for being truthful & honest.
Well its either that or they cant read.Do they understand the words truthful and honest
Paddy decides he's going to paint the kitchen, his wife says in that case i'm going out for the day. She comes home early evening to find Paddy still painting, but wearing his anorak and his duffle coat on top of that. She enquired why he was wearing them, to which Paddy replied "It says on the tin for best results put on two coats".