ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 26, 2023 #321 Show business is dog eat dog. Worse than that, it's dog doesn't return other dog's phone calls.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 27, 2023 #322 On costume drama: Audiences don't like plays where people write letters with feathers.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 28, 2023 #323 The House of Lords must be the only institution in the world that is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of its members.
The House of Lords must be the only institution in the world that is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of its members.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 29, 2023 #324 Mark Twain on the discovery of America: It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Mark Twain on the discovery of America: It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 30, 2023 #325 Noel Coward to a choreographer about a male dancer with an unsightly bulge: For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take the Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward to a choreographer about a male dancer with an unsightly bulge: For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take the Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member May 31, 2023 #326 A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 1, 2023 #327 Have the florist send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and write, "Emily I love you" on the back of the bill.
Have the florist send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and write, "Emily I love you" on the back of the bill.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 2, 2023 #328 You write a hit song the same way you write a flop.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 3, 2023 #329 I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to me.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 4, 2023 #330 Real pain for your sham friends, champagne for your real friends.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 5, 2023 #331 First night cable from Noel Coward to Gertrude Lawrence: A WARM HAND ON YOUR OPENING.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 6, 2023 #332 Famous child actor Shirley Temple: I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Famous child actor Shirley Temple: I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 7, 2023 #333 I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Churchill.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 9, 2023 #335 In God we trust, all others must pay cash.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 10, 2023 #336 Bloody mindedness is pointing to a stamp in the middle of the sheet in a Post Office: I'll have that one please.
Bloody mindedness is pointing to a stamp in the middle of the sheet in a Post Office: I'll have that one please.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 11, 2023 #337 He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 12, 2023 #338 Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 14, 2023 #339 Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Living is the other way round.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Living is the other way round.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jun 14, 2023 #340 The older I get the more I believe that Other-World aliens use Earth as a lunatic asylum.