All men are born free but some get married.
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Mark Twain on hearing about the death of a corrupt politician:
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter saying that I approved of it.
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter saying that I approved of it.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde
With Mick Jagger's lips, he could French kiss a moose. Joan Rivers
A politician is someone who will double-cross a bridge when they come to it.
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things.
Cleanliness is almost as bad as godliness.
Yankee_Jack
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It appears that the closer to god you get, the dirtier are your hands.
About the hapless former US President:
I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men put in charge of snake control in Ireland.
I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men put in charge of snake control in Ireland.
I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
A church is a place where gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to people who will never get there.
My dear friends - I will not call you ladies and gentlemen, since I know you too well.
Amnesty - The state's magnanimity towards those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
I have seen the Mississippi. That is muddy water. I have seen the St. Lawrence. That is crystal water. But the Thames is liquid history.
Shelley Winters, American actress:
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
Telegram receive by former UK Prime Minister, Sir Alec Douglas-Hume.
TO HELL WITH YOU. OFFENSIVE LETTER FOLLOWS.
TO HELL WITH YOU. OFFENSIVE LETTER FOLLOWS.
There is nothing in Socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.