Sir Thomas Beecham, English conductor:
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.
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Henry Kissinger:
There cannot be a crisis next week my schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week my schedule is already full.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior because you were born in it.
Jonathan Miller, English writer and director:
It is my aim to get the violence off the streets and into the churches where it belongs.
It is my aim to get the violence off the streets and into the churches where it belongs.
Have you ever noticed that all hot-water bottles look like Henry the Eighth?
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Milk is rendered immortal in cheese.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
About Venus de Milo:
See what happens if you don't stop biting your nails.
See what happens if you don't stop biting your nails.
Henry Kissinger:
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
When women kiss it always reminds me of prize-fighters shaking hands.
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.
Television - a device that allows people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Heroine - girl who is perfectly charming to live with..... in a book.
Mark Twain on Cecil Rhodes:
I admire him, I frankly confess it. When his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.
I admire him, I frankly confess it. When his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.
'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor.
Mae West:
A curved line is the lovliest distance between two points.
A curved line is the lovliest distance between two points.
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.
The rarest quality in an epitaph is truth.