ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 22, 2023 #221 No news is good news; no journalists is even better.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 23, 2023 #222 If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 24, 2023 #223 I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Yankee_Jack Key Player Feb 24, 2023 #224 ivoralljack said: I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. Click to expand... Exactly ... that's what I said to Ronnie Rees once in training ... his reply can not be repeated.
ivoralljack said: I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. Click to expand... Exactly ... that's what I said to Ronnie Rees once in training ... his reply can not be repeated.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 25, 2023 #225 Whenever I hear people discussing birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 26, 2023 #226 Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis or cutting hair.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 27, 2023 #227 I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 28, 2023 #228 Disraeli on being asked to define the difference between a calamity and a misfortune: If, for instance, Mr Gladstone were to fall into the river, that would be a misfortune. But if anyone were to pull him out, that would be a calamity.
Disraeli on being asked to define the difference between a calamity and a misfortune: If, for instance, Mr Gladstone were to fall into the river, that would be a misfortune. But if anyone were to pull him out, that would be a calamity.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 1, 2023 #229 Randolph Churchill after reading the Bible from cover to cover in response to a bet: Isn't God a shit!
Randolph Churchill after reading the Bible from cover to cover in response to a bet: Isn't God a shit!
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 2, 2023 #230 When a young man asked author James Joyce if he could kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses: No, it did a lot of other things, too!
When a young man asked author James Joyce if he could kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses: No, it did a lot of other things, too!
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 3, 2023 #231 It's the overtakers who keep the undertakers busy.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 4, 2023 #232 When Eva Peron complained that she had been called a whore on a visit to Italy: Quite so. But I have not been on a ship for fifteen years and they still call me 'Admiral'.
When Eva Peron complained that she had been called a whore on a visit to Italy: Quite so. But I have not been on a ship for fifteen years and they still call me 'Admiral'.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 5, 2023 #233 The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 6, 2023 #234 The only man who had a proper understanding of Parliament was Guy Fawkes.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 7, 2023 #235 It is difficult to describe Norwegian charisma precisely but it is somewhere between a Presbyterian minister and a tree.
It is difficult to describe Norwegian charisma precisely but it is somewhere between a Presbyterian minister and a tree.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 8, 2023 #236 The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 9, 2023 #237 Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 10, 2023 #238 Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 12, 2023 #239 The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 12, 2023 #240 Of Benjamin Disraeli: He is a self-made man who worships his creator.