Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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- Thread starter ivoralljack
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This is true.
When I was importing cars from Japan, some 15 years ago now I bought myself a one off Skyline built by Tommy Kiera of japan. 1000 bhp.
one day a husband and wife came in looking for a car. I sold them a Toyota Celica convertible. He was really interested in the Skyline and asked if I'd take him for a short drive. I gave him the full treatment. the car would smoke all four tyres in 3rd gear.
when we got back he was still shaking a little and told his wife what an experience it was.Surprisingly she asked if she could have a sit in, I didn't pull any punches and gave her the same treatment, she in turn got out trembling a little.
The next weekend they turned up again, I thought they may have a problem with their car, but no. he called me one side and asked if i would take his wife out in the Skyline again, he said she's been on about it all week,telling him it was better than sex. They continued to call occasionally for months after that until ,one day i sold the Skyline, never saw them again after that.
When I was importing cars from Japan, some 15 years ago now I bought myself a one off Skyline built by Tommy Kiera of japan. 1000 bhp.
one day a husband and wife came in looking for a car. I sold them a Toyota Celica convertible. He was really interested in the Skyline and asked if I'd take him for a short drive. I gave him the full treatment. the car would smoke all four tyres in 3rd gear.
when we got back he was still shaking a little and told his wife what an experience it was.Surprisingly she asked if she could have a sit in, I didn't pull any punches and gave her the same treatment, she in turn got out trembling a little.
The next weekend they turned up again, I thought they may have a problem with their car, but no. he called me one side and asked if i would take his wife out in the Skyline again, he said she's been on about it all week,telling him it was better than sex. They continued to call occasionally for months after that until ,one day i sold the Skyline, never saw them again after that.
Youth is too important to be wasted on the young.
A critic is a person who knows the way but can't drive the car.
Yankee_Jack
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Like a wife?
Dylan Thomas on why he'd come to America.
In pursuit of my life-long quest for naked women in wet mackintoshes.
In pursuit of my life-long quest for naked women in wet mackintoshes.
Yankee_Jack
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I'll post a pic
I have finally come to the conclusion that a good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
Behindthegoal
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No shit!
Yankee_Jack
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Hence the phrase "shit your brains out"
I dreamt that I was making a speech in the House of Lords. I woke up and by Jove I was!
Of Thomas Gray, the poet.
He walks as if he had fouled his underwear and looks as if he had smelt it.
He walks as if he had fouled his underwear and looks as if he had smelt it.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong but that's the way to bet.
Yankee_Jack
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Unless you're a Swans supporter ... in which case don't bet
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Sir Thomas Beecham, English conductor, to a female cellist.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it.
Sir Thomas Beecham again..... to a player in his orchestra:
We can't expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you would be good enough to keep in touch now and again.
We can't expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you would be good enough to keep in touch now and again.
Having listened to a performance of an opera by a somewhat lesser composer, Beethoven said:
I liked your opera - I think I will set it to music.
I liked your opera - I think I will set it to music.