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A review of tough-guy Robert Mitchum's performance in Winds of War.

Nowadays Mitchum doesn't so much act as point his suit at people.
 

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Was she old? When they lit all the candles on her birthday cake, six people fainted from the heat.
 

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Director Billy Wilder's cabled response to his wife's complaint from Paris that her accommodation did not have a bidet and would he send her one.

Unable to obtain bidet suggest handstand in shower.
 

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When asked why he had been born in such an unfashionable place as Lowell, Massachusetts, American painter James McNeill Whistler replied:

The explanation is quite simple. I wished to be near my mother.
 

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Noel Coward on Peter O'Toole in the film Lawrence of Arabia.

If he had been any prettier, it would have been Florence of Arabia.
 
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