While on business in Africa this guy decided he wanted to play golf in the bush.
He fetches up at a golf course and when asked said his handicap was 16. OK, says the pro, go round with this caddy.
“Joe, this is Paul, his handicap is 16.”
On the first hole the caddy says “it’s best to avoid the right.” Of course that’s exactly where he went, under a tree. Luckily the caddy spotted a snake in the tree and shot it dead.
The second hole, the advice was don’t go left. Guess what? In the rough on the left, he has just played his second when the caddy shot a charging hyena.
At the par 3 third, his shot is on the bank of a lake. As he plays his ball a crocodile takes a lump out of his leg.
”Joe, why didn’t you shoot it?”
”Sorry, boss, this hole is stroke index 17, so you don’t get a shot.”