Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
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After orgasm with a skilled lover:
Now I know what I've been faking all those years.
Now I know what I've been faking all those years.
If you can remember the sixties you weren't really there.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Looks and sounds like Hitler but without the charm.
Man flirting with a woman:
Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.
Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
I am just going to pray for you in St Paul's with no great hope of success.
When all you have is a hammer, all your problems start to look like nails.
Giocchino Rossini:
One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time.
One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time.
A mistress for pleasure and a wife for breed.
Swans sing before they die. No bad thing should certain persons die before they sing.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
What time he can spare from the adornment of his person he devotes to the neglect of his duties.
Behindthegoal
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Author please Ivor. Is it lifted off some eton schoolboy turned politicia’s school report.
William Hepworth Thompson, English scholar (1810-86) of Sir Richard Claverhouse Jebb (1859-1905), later Professor of Greek at Cambridge University.
One of the finest women who ever walked the streets.
An economist is a person who can't tell the difference between chicken salad and chicken shit.
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they started life as children.
7th Earl of Longford:
In 1969 I published a small book on Humility. It was a pioneering work, which has not, to my knowledge, been superseded.
In 1969 I published a small book on Humility. It was a pioneering work, which has not, to my knowledge, been superseded.