Money can't buy you true love. It does, however, put you in a good bargaining position.
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Nostalgia is heroin for old people.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go the scarcer it becomes.
A happily married man is one who understands every word his wife didn't say.
Never argue with the person who is packing your parachute.
Joan Rivers:
All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For 3 years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For 3 years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
You should always make your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Adolescence is a time of rapid change. Between the ages of 13 and 19, a parent can age as much as 20 years.
Jo Brand:
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Teamwork is important. It makes it easier to put the blame on someone else.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.
Rod Stewart:
Instead of getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Instead of getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
One servant is worth a thousand gadgets.
WC Fields:
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Abstract art? A product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.