The Hoops

CroJack

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I apologize for not being able to write this yesterday. I am in terrible pain and practically can't move. So I'll keep it short.

Part I

Ownership

Tony Fernandes, Kamarudin Bin Meranun, Ruben Emir Gnanalingam, L. N. Mittal Family.

Tony Fernandes is known
as the guy who in 2012 assembled the most expensive relegation squad ever.

Part II

Transfer activities

Crap in, crap out.

Part III

Manager

Wally with a brolly Steve Mcclaren. His managerial highlight was the game against Croatia at Wembley when he, as England manager, needed a draw to qualify England for EURO 2008. Croatia had already qualified, but still won the game.

Euro2008-Qualifier-England-v-Croatia.jpg

Part III

Wally with a brolly's style of play

Q: What is the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple of Steve McClaren's games.

Q: Why is Steve McClaren and his team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do you get when you breed Steve McClaren and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad coaching.

Q: Why was Steve McClaren upset when his playbook was stolen?
A: Because he had not finished coloring it.

Part IV

Squad

Angel Rangel. The rest not worth mentioning.
 
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