ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 12, 2024 #581 Money can't buy you true love. It does, however, put you in a good bargaining position.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 15, 2024 #583 Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go the scarcer it becomes.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 16, 2024 #584 A happily married man is one who understands every word his wife didn't say.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 18, 2024 #585 Never argue with the person who is packing your parachute.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 19, 2024 #586 Joan Rivers: All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For 3 years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers: All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For 3 years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 20, 2024 #587 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 21, 2024 #588 Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 22, 2024 #589 You should always make your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 23, 2024 #590 A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 24, 2024 #591 Adolescence is a time of rapid change. Between the ages of 13 and 19, a parent can age as much as 20 years.
Adolescence is a time of rapid change. Between the ages of 13 and 19, a parent can age as much as 20 years.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 25, 2024 #592 Jo Brand: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Jo Brand: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 26, 2024 #593 Teamwork is important. It makes it easier to put the blame on someone else.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 27, 2024 #594 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 28, 2024 #595 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 29, 2024 #596 Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 1, 2024 #597 Rod Stewart: Instead of getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Rod Stewart: Instead of getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 4, 2024 #599 WC Fields: I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Mar 5, 2024 #600 Abstract art? A product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.