ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 25, 2024 #561 I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercised regularly.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 26, 2024 #562 Lord Uxbridge to Wellington at Waterloo: 'By God! I've lost my leg! 'Have you by God?' replied Wellington who rode on.
Lord Uxbridge to Wellington at Waterloo: 'By God! I've lost my leg! 'Have you by God?' replied Wellington who rode on.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 27, 2024 #563 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 28, 2024 #564 Woody Allen: I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allen: I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 29, 2024 #565 Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Jan 31, 2024 #567 Nearly every woman in England is competent to write an authoritative article on how not to cook cabbage.
Nearly every woman in England is competent to write an authoritative article on how not to cook cabbage.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 1, 2024 #568 Dr Spooner introducing a critic to an aspiring writer: "Let me introduce you to one of England's most shining wits."
Dr Spooner introducing a critic to an aspiring writer: "Let me introduce you to one of England's most shining wits."
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 2, 2024 #569 Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 3, 2024 #570 Never miss a chance to have sex or be on television.
Behindthegoal Key Player Feb 4, 2024 #571 ivoralljack said: Never miss a chance to have sex or be on television. Click to expand... Not necessarily at the same time
ivoralljack said: Never miss a chance to have sex or be on television. Click to expand... Not necessarily at the same time
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 4, 2024 #572 Will Rogers, American humourist. My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were there to meet the boat.
Will Rogers, American humourist. My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were there to meet the boat.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 5, 2024 #573 A penny for some people's thoughts is a fair price.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 6, 2024 #574 American philosopher Eric Hoffer: Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business and eventually degenerates into a racket.
American philosopher Eric Hoffer: Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business and eventually degenerates into a racket.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 7, 2024 #575 The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 8, 2024 #576 A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 9, 2024 #578 Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 10, 2024 #579 Gross ignorance - 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
ivoralljack Grizzled Veteran Staff member Feb 11, 2024 #580 Being poor has its advantages. One of them is that your keys are never in your other trousers.