BUGS!! I'm loving this hot, dry weather but I'm not loving the sodding, irritating pesky insects that have invaded my home. Don't mind dragon flies, crane flies, bees and certain spiders etc but house flies are something else. I go demented with the damned things dive bombing me and buzzing about my head. And they won't go away! No matter how much I swat them, seconds later they are back again torturing me.
I'm sitting here at my desktop with a refreshing cold drink by my side. The glass has a coaster under it and another one on top of it. If I forget to cover the glass, which I often do, it's an invitation for every fly within a 10 miles radius of Cross Hands to come and take a dip! Drink down the sink, pour yet another one. Bastard things!!! I use fly spray of course but most of the flies congregate in the kitchen where the food is. And you have to be careful where you spray there.
If I have food out on the worktop, I keep it covered but that can be a precision job. The last of the cheap leg of pork I bought this week was sitting on the counter, just out of the fridge, ready for me to cut sarnies for lunch. Did I cover it? Of course I did. But I must have left the tiniest of gaps because, when I went to carve it, there was this gigantic frigging fly, almost the size of a crow, buzzing about under the cover. How the fat fcuker ever got in there is a mystery to me but he was too frigging fat to get out for sure. Probably full up with my pork!!
I hate mozzies as well and they were an awful problem in South Africa but thankfully they're not much of a problem here. Although France and particularly Spain are infested with the things as I find to my cost when I'm there. But right now, it's flies that are bugging me and I'm tempted to swap the fly spray for a blowtorch. At least I'd get to see the little shits go down in flames. Trouble is my house might go up in flames, so I might rethink that.
I'm sitting here at my desktop with a refreshing cold drink by my side. The glass has a coaster under it and another one on top of it. If I forget to cover the glass, which I often do, it's an invitation for every fly within a 10 miles radius of Cross Hands to come and take a dip! Drink down the sink, pour yet another one. Bastard things!!! I use fly spray of course but most of the flies congregate in the kitchen where the food is. And you have to be careful where you spray there.
If I have food out on the worktop, I keep it covered but that can be a precision job. The last of the cheap leg of pork I bought this week was sitting on the counter, just out of the fridge, ready for me to cut sarnies for lunch. Did I cover it? Of course I did. But I must have left the tiniest of gaps because, when I went to carve it, there was this gigantic frigging fly, almost the size of a crow, buzzing about under the cover. How the fat fcuker ever got in there is a mystery to me but he was too frigging fat to get out for sure. Probably full up with my pork!!
I hate mozzies as well and they were an awful problem in South Africa but thankfully they're not much of a problem here. Although France and particularly Spain are infested with the things as I find to my cost when I'm there. But right now, it's flies that are bugging me and I'm tempted to swap the fly spray for a blowtorch. At least I'd get to see the little shits go down in flames. Trouble is my house might go up in flames, so I might rethink that.