CroJack
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1. Did you hear about the Blackburn Rovers Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
2. An evil genie captured a Blackburn Rovers Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Blackburn Rovers Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!
3. Jokes aside, a decade ago when Big Sam was managing the Riversiders, the mighty Lancashire giants, with a funny name Blackburn Rovers, were masters of Route One who kept things simple on the football field Plan A: long ball forward and hope the tallest man wins the header; Plan B: long ball forward and hope harder.
4. The things have changed now. The Riversiders (or Roversiders?) are owned by Indian poultry giants Venky’s so you can asks yourself should we call the Riversiders wing-backs now chicken wing-backs? And should we call their style of football bwok or bwak?
5. Their style of football is best described as one website puts it "at best risky, at worst moronic". Or is it our style of football?
Yeah, this lot is coming to town. Well, city.
2. An evil genie captured a Blackburn Rovers Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Blackburn Rovers Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!
3. Jokes aside, a decade ago when Big Sam was managing the Riversiders, the mighty Lancashire giants, with a funny name Blackburn Rovers, were masters of Route One who kept things simple on the football field Plan A: long ball forward and hope the tallest man wins the header; Plan B: long ball forward and hope harder.
4. The things have changed now. The Riversiders (or Roversiders?) are owned by Indian poultry giants Venky’s so you can asks yourself should we call the Riversiders wing-backs now chicken wing-backs? And should we call their style of football bwok or bwak?
5. Their style of football is best described as one website puts it "at best risky, at worst moronic". Or is it our style of football?
Yeah, this lot is coming to town. Well, city.
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