Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. he lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal she couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact . she began to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mothers thoughts Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Maria and I are just roommates"
About a week later Maria came to Anthony saying, "ever since tour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl, you don't suppose she took it do you?
"Well I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure" So he sat down and wrote an email.
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying you "did not" take it/
But the fact remains it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son .
Anthony.
. A few days later Anthony received a response email.
Dear Son.
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying you "don't".
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama.