There are three sides to every argument: my side, your side and the truth.
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Yankee_Jack
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four sides … you forgot the Ref’s
He's supposed to be the truth. 
On being told that a person he knew had blown his brains out Noel Coward replied:
He must have been an incredibly good shot.
He must have been an incredibly good shot.
It has to be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it.
Irish playwright Brendan Behan on being asked how often he drank.
Only twice a day - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Only twice a day - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
There was this actor who put in his will that he wanted to be cremated and ten percent of his ashes thrown in his agent's face.
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points. Mae West.
Advice is seldom welcome and those who need it the most always like it the least.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up by one.
One of my ancestors fell at Waterloo, Lady Clare.
Ah, which platform?
Ah, which platform?
Do right and fear no man. Don't write and fear no woman.
Communist: one who has nothing and is eager to share it with others.
When a magistrate asked if he was trying to show contempt for the court:
No, I'm trying to conceal it!
No, I'm trying to conceal it!
Etiquette is knowing how to yawn with your mouth closed.
The cocktail party - a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner.
A promiscuous person is usually someone who's getting more sex than you.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
The Blobster
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My best form of exercise is jumping to conclusions!