QUOTE OF THE DAY

Rodney Marsh, English footballer said in 1997:

The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.

Must admit that I'm not a fan of the womens' game but it has come on in leaps and bounds in recent years.
 
Nick Hancock, British TV presenter on footballer Alan Shearer:

A man so dull he once made the papers for having a one-in-the-bed romp.
 
English football manager Ron Atkinson on a player's ball skills:

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it: you can see it all over their faces.
 
Gary Lineker, English footballer said in 1995 although originally attributed to Leicester City manager Gordon Milne:

If somebody in the crowd spits at you, you've just got to swallow it. :eek:o_O
 
Of Lord Byron, British poet:

He learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery. And how to scale the walls of a fortress - or a nunnery.
 
Neil Simon, US playwright:

Sport is the only entertainment where no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Unless the current Swans team play Liverpool at Anfield every week! :eek::LOL:
 
Norman de Mesquita, English cricket commentator:

So that's 57 runs needed by Hampshire in 11 overs and it doesn't need a calculator to tell us that the run rate required is 5.1818 recurring.

o_O
 
Queen Elizabeth II:

If it were not for my Archbishop of Canterbury I should be off in my plane to Longchamp every Sunday.
 
Duane Thomas, Dallas Cowboys American footballer:

If the Super Bowl is the 'Ultimate Game', why are they playing it again next year?
 
Major Ronald Ferguson, father of the Duchess of York:

Swearing at the polo club? It's a load of bollocks!
 
Greg Phillips in the Portsmouth News:

It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil.
o_O Where???
 
Mike English, Irish rugby player on his attemps to tackle opponent Phil Horrocks-Taylor in a 1950 Five Nations match.

Every time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen.
 
Anonymous reference to Scottish football manager, Ally MacLeod in 1978:

I think Ally MacLeod believes that tactics are a new kind of peppermint.
 
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