Brian Clough:
Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.
Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.
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Riding is the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
Jimmy Cannon US sportswriter on ice hockey.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Frank Muir, British humourist:
I am to cricket what Dame Sybil Thorndike is to non-ferrous welding.
I am to cricket what Dame Sybil Thorndike is to non-ferrous welding.
Bob Hope, British born US comedian:
In my boxing days I was called 'Rembrandt' Hope because I spent so much time on the canvas.
In my boxing days I was called 'Rembrandt' Hope because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Lee Trevino, US golfer:
I'm not saying my game went bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
I'm not saying my game went bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
Lee Trevino, US golfer:
If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
George Raveling US basketball coach:
When I went to High School in Philadelphia, we had just one coach for basketball and football. He took all of us who turned out on a run through a forest. The ones who ran into trees went on the football team.
When I went to High School in Philadelphia, we had just one coach for basketball and football. He took all of us who turned out on a run through a forest. The ones who ran into trees went on the football team.
Paul Gascoigne:
We played the Italians at their own game. They are very good at diving, cheating, trying to waste time.
We played the Italians at their own game. They are very good at diving, cheating, trying to waste time.
Sir Alex Ferguson:
When Italians tell me it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure it is. They're masters of the smokescreen. They come out with "the English are so strong, we're terrible in the air, we can't do this, we can't do that". Then they beat you 3-0.
When Italians tell me it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure it is. They're masters of the smokescreen. They come out with "the English are so strong, we're terrible in the air, we can't do this, we can't do that". Then they beat you 3-0.
Lee Trevino, US golfer. (He's a very funny man and I love his humour):
My doctor told me my jogging would add years to my life. I told him that since I began I already feel ten years older.
My doctor told me my jogging would add years to my life. I told him that since I began I already feel ten years older.
Victoria Wood:
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch Breakfast TV.
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch Breakfast TV.
Jim Murray US journalist:
Giving 'Magic' Johnson a basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang or Genghis Khan a horse. Devastation. Havoc.
Giving 'Magic' Johnson a basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang or Genghis Khan a horse. Devastation. Havoc.