For £39.95 you can buy the new Cher action figure. It's so lifelike the breasts, lips, nose and buttocks are sold separately.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
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A world awash in information is one in which information has little value.
Spike Milligan:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Harry Hill:
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
My wife converted me to religion. Before I married her I didn't believe in Hell.
Americans can eat garbage, providing it is sprinkled liberally with ketchup, mustard, chilli sauce, tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which totally destroys the original flavour of the dish.
Fran Lebowitz:
If you're going to America bring your own food.
If you're going to America bring your own food.
What we call "progress" is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
George Melly:
"How come you've got more lines on your face than me?"
Mick Jagger:
"They're laughter lines."
George Melly:
"Nothing can be that funny!"
"How come you've got more lines on your face than me?"
Mick Jagger:
"They're laughter lines."
George Melly:
"Nothing can be that funny!"
Forget about being world famous. It's hard enough to get the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge your existence.
Steve Martin:
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
If God had intended us to fly he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
The nice thing about having relatives' kids around is that they go home.
He had the supreme confidence which a Christian feels in four Aces.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Philip Larkin, English poet:
Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth.
Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth.
Arthur Wellesley (The Duke of Wellington) chaffed for being an Irishman:
Because a man is born in a stable that does not make him a horse.
Because a man is born in a stable that does not make him a horse.