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ivoralljack

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Celebrities are people who work hard all their lives to become well-known and then go through back streets wearing dark glasses so they won't be recognised.
 

ivoralljack

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Saw this today on an online cartoon. It's a framed motto on the wall in a government office reading:

Blessed are the meek - they are easier to control.
 

ivoralljack

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When the future King Edward VII told his mistress, Lily Langtree: I've spent enough on you to buy a battleship, she replied:

And you've spent enough in me to float one.
 

ivoralljack

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Comedian Jack Benny on receiving an award:

I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
 
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