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PL NIGHT 12 - ROTTERDAM Another routine evening interesting enough but no fireworks to thrill. Quarters: Smith 6-3 Littler: Price 6-3 Cross: Aspinall 6-2 Wright: Humphries 6-4 MVG Smith now leads Littler by, I think, 4-1 in their personal duels. Semis: Smith 6-5 Price: Aspinall 6-4...

Oliver

We have often heard Cork called the Venice of Ireland, but have never heard Venice called the Cork of Italy.

A teacher tells a young man off about the homework essay he wrote about his dog, saying it was exactly the same, word for word, as his brother's essay. "Of course it is," says the boy, "it's the same dog!"

Stick

Sometimes I'm in complete agreement with Simon Jordan; other times I violently disagree with his views. Whatever, he is a highly articulate man who speaks with knowledge and authority. Imo, he's an excellent broadcaster always worth a listen.

President Jimmy Carter had the air of a man who had never taken any decisions in his life. They had always taken him.

Route

A man walks into a pub and is amazed to see a tiny human, no more than a foot tall, playing the piano. "Wow," says the man to the bartender, "Where did you get him?" "Well," says the bartender, "I've got a genie in a magic lamp behind the bar and he granted me one wish." "Really?" says the man...

Flow

His was the sort of career that made the Recording Angel think seriously about taking up shorthand.

A man says to his friend, "I'm thinking of getting a Labrador." "No!" says, his friend. "Don't get one of those. Have you seen how many of the owners end up going blind?"

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