The Joke Thread

Jackflash

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May I introduce you to Clyde from Cardiff. Every hour on the hour he's been filling up a bucket of water from his kitchen tap , putting it in the boot of his car and driving it up to his local reservoir and tipping it in, he wants to make sure it stays replenished and that there's plenty of water for everyone.So far he has deposited 176 buckets of tap water into the reservoir and believes if every household in Wales did the same Welsh Water wouldn't have to impose a hosepipe ban. he's urging all his friends and family to take up the challenge and do the same.
 

ivoralljack

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Which proves there's more money than sense in football. My early ambition always was to own a football club. No more! I couldn't stand to line the pockets of the greedy bastard footballers who all believe they're worth every penny they get. And they always want more.
 

Jackflash

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My wife is fuming,. Someone has pinched a pair of her knickers off the cloths line.
The knickers are not so much the issue but she could do with the 16 clothspegs back.
 

ivoralljack

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Yes and he's 37 and still doing a good job in the Premier League. Surely Fabian Delph, who is 3 years younger at 34, could do a job for us. That's if A) he was willing to come and B) we could afford him.
 

ivoralljack

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Not a joke as such but something amusing I recently read that reminded me of a much told tale.

Dai Young, former Welsh international prop and now manager of Cardiff Blues RFC, as an up and coming youngster went to play for Cardiff at Sardis Road, Pontypool, known 'fondly' as the "House of Pain" because of the legendary hard and tough players and teams they produced. Even occasional rugby fans will remember that their front row of Price, Windsor and Faulkner were nicknamed the "Viet Gwent" so uncompromising were they. If it moved they flattened it was their motto and no team EVER look forward to going to play at Pontypool. They were regarded as 'animals' from #15 to #1 but they were also damned good rugby players.

Anyway, young Dai was playing his first game against them and was heavily involved when the two packs clashed. Whilst the referee was busy trying to sort out the carnage and restore order, one Ponty player turned to another and asked, "Who's that guy over there?"

"Dai Young", he was told.

"He will if he tries that again", was the grim response.
 
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