GRANNY SHAGGER COMES TO TOWN

Victoria Swan

Key Player
Looking forward to shouting some abuse at Rooney on Saturday.
Derby have found some form lately so it should be a good game to watch.
2-1 Swans win .
And it takes me right back to last season @The Blobster - sitting with you on a Wednesday night, courtesy of @Borini and his season ticket, watching Daniel James for one of the last times before he headed for pastures greener . Good fellas, the both of you. Let's hope your predicted score is correct and it's not another of those 1-1 draws.
 

KVetch

Key Player
Cameron Carter-Vickers could have went on loan to Derby. There was interest but he signed on with Luton.
 

KVetch

Key Player
It's appalling to reduce a legend like Wayne Rooney to a mere granny shagger. The man deserves more credit than that, the things he's accomplished unlike any other player. He's not only a granny shagger but an accomplished drunk driver, he's gotten drunk enough on a plane to be worthy of an arrest, also nabbed for drunk driving another woman's car while his wife was pregnant, paid for prostitutes on at least 3 continents. Doing it all with a face only Neal Warnock could love. Inspiration.
 

CroJack

Key Player
It's appalling to reduce a legend like Wayne Rooney to a mere granny shagger. The man deserves more credit than that, the things he's accomplished unlike any other player. He's not only a granny shagger but an accomplished drunk driver, he's gotten drunk enough on a plane to be worthy of an arrest, also nabbed for drunk driving another woman's car while his wife was pregnant, paid for prostitutes on at least 3 continents. Doing it all with a face only Neal Warnock could love. Inspiration.
Post of the year. 😂🤣😂🤣
 

CroJack

Key Player
Gallagher and Byers have to get their shit together and stop drifting out from the midfield to the flanks. They are both attacking midfielders and have to play in front of opposition box. Their job is to create and score goals, but they also need to patrol the midfield and prevent opposition to create and score goals.
 
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